50 Shades of Grace

 

Adam McLane recently posted on Facebook: “I can’t wait for the Christian knock-offs of the 50 Shades of Grey books. Possible titles?”

Here was my suggestion (now with book cover!):

Fifty Shades of Grace by John Piper

Here were a few of the other suggestions:

  • 40 Days of Grey (The Real Housewives of Noah’s Ark)
  • Black or White: Why There Are No Shades of Grey by [insert name of current fundamentalist writer making a ruckus in the media]
  • 50 Bales of Hay (On the Threshing Floor)

I think we can come up with some even better fake book titles, can’t we? Come on, post your best ideas in the comments!

 

 

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Posted on 06-03-2012

Comments

  1. Joshua Jinno says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 5:06 am

    50 shades of pray(er)

  2. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:12 am

    50 Shades of Grape: Making Communion More “Sexy” (by a Methodist or Presbyterian author)

  3. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:13 am

    52 Grades of Shame: Why Card-Playing is a Sin

  4. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Infinite Shades of Grey: A Unitarian Manifesto

  5. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:13 am

    50 Shades of Pain (a spin-off by Dan Simmons about that ultra conservative Opus Dei character from “The Da Vinci Code”)

  6. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:14 am

    50 Shades of Rainbow (by an MCC author)

  7. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:14 am

    50 Shades of Grain (by a Whiskypalian author)

  8. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:14 am

    50 Shades of Scale: Snake Handling for Beginners

  9. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:15 am

    50 Shades of Lay Ministry (by a Quaker author)

  10. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:18 am

    50 Shades of Plaid (by a Scottish Presbyterian author)

  11. Steve K. says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Unless someone else can top 8 book title suggestions, I think Ken Howard is our winner. Winner of what, I don’t know, but he’s a winner!

  12. Ken Howard says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 9:22 am

    50 Shades of P, D, E, and J (by a liberal seminary professor with two much time on his hands)

  13. brad/futuristguy says:

    June 4th, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Kanuckology: 50 Shades of Eh?

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