Here was my suggestion (now with book cover!):
Here were a few of the other suggestions:
- 40 Days of Grey (The Real Housewives of Noah’s Ark)
- Black or White: Why There Are No Shades of Grey by [insert name of current fundamentalist writer making a ruckus in the media]
- 50 Bales of Hay (On the Threshing Floor)
I think we can come up with some even better fake book titles, can’t we? Come on, post your best ideas in the comments!